Dysfunctional Family Christmas

INTRO:
[G] [C] [G]
[G] [D] [G]

VERSE:
Sno[G]w flakes are falling on a [C]silen[G]t night
For now[G] all is calm and for [D]now all is bright
Till the sou[G]nd of the doorbell
fills this[C] house with f[Em]ear
Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here

Instrumental;
[G] [C] [G]

VERSE 2:
B[G]ring in the bags and the b[C]aggage [G]we got
[G]You know those in-laws are [D]coming in hot
Hold o[G]n to your stockings
it’s abo[C]ut to get we[Em]ird
Dysfu[C]nctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here

CHORUS:
[G]Fa la la la la di [C]da la di [G]day
L[G]ord us help us make
it through this [D]Christmas day
It’s the craz[G]y that comes
along on[C]ce every y[Em]ear
Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here
[G](Fa la la la la d[C]i da la di da[G]y)

VERSE 3:
Cousin [G]Timmy’s got a temp
of a hu[C]ndred and thr[G]ee
He don’t co[G]ver his mouth
whenev[D]er he sneezes
And I’m tryi[C]ng my best to [C]not get too [Em]near
Dysfunc[C]tional family Chr[D]istmas is [G]here
(Want to know wha[C]t els[G]e)

VERSE 4:
Well Gra[G]ndma keeps yellin
’cause Gra[C]ndpa can’t [G]hear
Can you[G] believe Jolene di[D]d that to her hair
When the in[G]sults are flying like
Sa[C]nta’s reinde[Em]er
Dysfun[C]ctional family C[D]hristmas is [G]here

CHORUS:
[G]Fa la la la la di [C]da la di [G]day
L[G]ord us help us make
it through this [D]Christmas day
It’s the craz[G]y that comes
along on[C]ce every y[Em]ear
Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here
[G](Fa la la la la d[C]i da la di da[G]y)
Lord, help us all
[G]Fa la la la la
Merry Chri[D]stm[G]as
[G]Fa la la la la d[C]i da la di [Em]day
[C](Fa la la la la)
(Merry Ch[D]ristmas[G])

VERSE 5:
Well you c[G]an’t pick your family,
that’s G[C]od’s choice to [G]make
And all we g[G]ot is each other
at the en[D]d of the day[D][B/D#]
So le[Em]t's make some [D]memories
that w[C]e’ll all hold d[A]ear
Dy[G/B]sfunc[C]tional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here

(That’s right)
[C/G](Everybody sin[G]g)

CHORUS:
Fa la la la la di da la di day

Lord us help us make
it through this [D]Christmas day
It’s the craz[G]y that comes
along on[C]ce every y[Em]ear
Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here

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Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [Em]here
Dysfun[C]ctional family Ch[D]ristmas is [G]here
Merry Christmas